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[Nov. 4th, 2009|07:29 am] |
Does McLaggen not apparate?
I just had a vision of a fire place
Warded to Eric
Tell me about your ex's weaknesses.
The Wasps will be brought down.
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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|09:33 pm] |
Warded to Saorise
Dinner with Pye?
Has anyone considered the vast world of rule breaking outside of Hogwarts? |
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[Oct. 30th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
Warded to Saorise
Take me home.
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|07:58 pm] |
[Warded to Roxanne]
It'll be okay.
[Warded to Brooke Church]
Such dangerous lives we lead. I miss you.
I hope you aren't all moping about Michael's near death experience. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|08:17 am] |
Oi, Michael, think we could tussle in the hedge row? I like it when you rub me the wrong way.
Oi, James, how is that arm?
Oi, Petesy, I got you a gift. To show my undying affection. Remember our 7th year?
Oi, Zabinis, stuff it in a bin.
Oi, Harper, you tied her up yet? That's a deal sealer.
Oi, Macmillan, you keep those hands in your pants. I'm watching you.
Oi, Reeves, professional Quidditch. How does that broomstick handle?
Oi, Smith, my dad's got an opening still.
Oi, Graves, you been diggin' any yet? I saw mine off of Tottenham Court.
Oi, Hogwarts, think you can outdo me? You haven't even gotten started.
Cheers. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|10:04 am] |
Warded to Peter Holmes
So. How are you?
Warded to Roxanne
Want to see the largest shell in the Mediterranean?
I've seen better places. I have a job now, a real one. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|09:18 am] |
I quit.
Cyprus?
[Warded Private to Brooke Mich- Ja- Nat- Sao Roxanne]
Little sister, how's it going? Next time I visit I'll bring something exotic to charm your friends.
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[Sep. 20th, 2009|10:35 pm] |
Mondays.
Wretched miserable gloomy overworked Mondays.
Think mum would appreciate if I wrote the case for tomorrow up in laughing ink?
[Warded Private to Michael]
This is overkill. I'm not twelve.
[/Wards]
Added later: [Warded Private]
My best mate in a hospital and he has his mum and Molly for company.
Bollocks.
[/Wards] |
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[Sep. 1st, 2009|09:18 am] |
Fuck Back in England.
Why so gloomy?
More importantly, why are ties so itchy?
[Warded Private to James & Michael]
I'm back but a pub crawl might be off the table still. Dad is furious about the unicorn-hunting incident. It was in the Daily Prophet, yeah? [/Wards] |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|11:07 pm] |
[Warded Private to James]
Going to Egypt tomorrow. Can we reschedule the pub crawl?
[/Wards]
Egypt tomorrow. What product from WWW do you think is imperative to the Egyptians brutal desert lifestyle? It's your voice, your chance to influence the world! |
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[Aug. 18th, 2009|12:06 pm] |
Vague dream of a horned creature trying to ram me up against a tree. Clearly, life is back to normal.
I hope none of you missed me while I was lazing about in the hot summer sun of Detroit. That would be a tragedy, and as my Dad says, a tragedy can only be solved with a laugh. Stop by the shop now for custom made laughing gas. It doesn't wear off until tears roll down your cheeks!
[Warded Private to James & Michael & Brandon]
I'm a bachelor again. Pub crawl?
[/Wards] |
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[Jul. 31st, 2009|07:17 pm] |
[Warded Private to Roxanne]
Mum's not happy with me. She says you cannot come to Detroit. How shall I kidnap you? [/Warded Private]
Is it the norm to burn effigies of ex-boyfriends? |
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[Jul. 27th, 2009|02:35 pm] |
Warded Private to Roxanne
I wrote Mum about Detroit. Don't worry. If she says 'no,' we'll find a way.
Warded Private to Hugo, Roxanne, & Brooke
I booked the portkey to Detroit today. It leaves August 3rd. Be prepared!
Warded Private to Brooke
And Jamaica. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2009|08:59 pm] |
    
     
  
Michael, let's get that flat. |
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[Jul. 6th, 2009|07:03 pm] |
Bollocks. Evidently someone likes impersonating me.
Warded Private to Domi
What do you think of Egypt?
Warded Private to Michael
Am I neglecting you?
Warded Private to Natasha
Let's have a pint, yeah?
Warded Private to Luke
What are you doing with my sister? |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|10:57 am] |
Dad says the rocks will be available by mid-July, if anyone wants to place pre-orders. Trick your friends! Turn them blue! (I told him he needed a better sales line, but he's not convinced.)
More colors will, of course, be available. Suggestions?
It's funny -- someone thought it a laugh to send me an itchy rock, and now it's going to be the biggest selling item in the Alley.
( private to brooke )
( private to michael ) |
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[Jun. 17th, 2009|10:27 pm] |
I agree with Natasha.
Michael, my one true love, can I crash your training program?
Roxanne, stay smooth and sophisticated and even Frank Sinatra will fall at your feet.
Anyone see fireworks this morning?
Brooke Church
Interested in a pub crawl? |
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[Jun. 15th, 2009|05:09 pm] |
Let's place bets on who did it. Five galleons it was Gerber. His reluctance is a clear sign of guilt.
Hexed to Domi and James
Did I ever mention how brilliant we are?
Hexed to Brooke Church
I need to take a walk with my beautiful girlfriend before I leave this school forever. Des is invited as well. |
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[Jun. 8th, 2009|09:58 pm] |
Bletchley, you bastard, I'm going to kill you.
Michael
You didn't do anything.
I need an alibi.
Tell people I was with you ALL night. No exceptions.
Love, your stepbrother |
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